WARNING THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS: In our next review we have Your Highness. Your Highness follows two princes as the set out to rescue ones soon to be bride before the evil wizard takes her virginity and she gives birth to a dragon. That's rift you heard me a dragon. Playoff the two princes are James Franco and Danny McBride. James Franco once again proved I don't like him and that he plays the same thing in just about everything except Spider-Man and Rise of the Planet of The Apes. Danny McBride you are just unfunny kinda like this movie. James Franco plays the brother who goes on quest and Danny McBride plays the immature loser brother who gets high. On their quest to rescue he bride they get betrayed, meet a fish like wizard who has been molesting James Franco, some topless warrior chicks and the bad ass chick who helps save the day. The two people in this movie I feel sorry for are indie movie queen Zooey Deschanel and Academy Award winner Natalie Portman. I expect more from Natalie Portman she has awizard bright future but movies like this are going to ruin it. Zooey Deschanel you are much better than this and good look with your tv show. The most disturbing part of this movie had to be when the trio's sidekick was getting raped by a minotaur. Yeah you heard me. Imagine that tonight when you try and sleep. If this is supposed to be comedy I feel sorry for the future of the genre. The ending sets up for a sequel that I hope never occurs. Overall give this movie 4/10. I had such high hopes for because I like Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanal but I was extremely let down.
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